snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(Source: dwightkschrute)

penis-hilton:

when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back image

Pros and cons of making food

  • Pros: food
  • Cons: making

doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: basedgosh)

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”